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curmudgeon
2012-02-01 02:59:25 UTC
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In the old "German Democratic Republic" they tell the story about a weary
old man who tries to gain entrance into the Red Paradise.
A Communist Archangel holds him up at the gate and severely cross-questions
him:

"Where were you born?"

"In an ancient bishopric."

"What was your citizenship?"

"Prussian."

"Who was your father?"

"A wealthy lawyer."

"What was your faith?"

"I converted to Christianity."

"Not very good. Married? Who was your wife?"

"The daughter of an aristocratic Prussian officer and the sister of a
Royal Prussian Minister of the Interior who persecuted the
Socialists."

"Awful. And where did you live mostly?"

"In London."

"Hm, the colonialist capital of capitalism. Who was your best friend?"

"A manufacturer from the Ruhr Valley."

"Did you like workers?"

"Not in the least. Kept them at arm's length. Despised them."

"What did you think about Jews?"

"I called them a money-crazy race and hoped that they would vanish
from the Earth."

"And what about the Slavs?"

"I despised the Russians."

"You must be a fascist! You even dare to ask for admission to the Red
Paradise - you must be crazy! By the way, what's your name?"

"Karl Marx."
69ingchipmucks@park
2012-05-20 15:50:31 UTC
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On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:59:25 -0700, "curmudgeon"
Post by curmudgeon
In the old "German Democratic Republic" they tell the story about a weary
old man who tries to gain entrance into the Red Paradise.
A Communist Archangel holds him up at the gate and severely cross-questions
"Where were you born?"
"In an ancient bishopric."
"What was your citizenship?"
"Prussian."
"Who was your father?"
"A wealthy lawyer."
"What was your faith?"
"I converted to Christianity."
"Not very good. Married? Who was your wife?"
"The daughter of an aristocratic Prussian officer and the sister of a
Royal Prussian Minister of the Interior who persecuted the
Socialists."
"Awful. And where did you live mostly?"
"In London."
"Hm, the colonialist capital of capitalism. Who was your best friend?"
"A manufacturer from the Ruhr Valley."
"Did you like workers?"
"Not in the least. Kept them at arm's length. Despised them."
"What did you think about Jews?"
"I called them a money-crazy race and hoped that they would vanish
from the Earth."
"And what about the Slavs?"
"I despised the Russians."
"You must be a fascist! You even dare to ask for admission to the Red
Paradise - you must be crazy! By the way, what's your name?"
"Karl Marx."
Obama does not like it when you speak ill of his best friends and
mentors .
BetterNewsBaltimore
2012-05-20 15:56:53 UTC
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Post by ***@park
On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:59:25 -0700, "curmudgeon"
Post by curmudgeon
In the old "German Democratic Republic" they tell the story about a
weary old man who tries to gain entrance into the Red Paradise.
A Communist Archangel holds him up at the gate and severely
"Where were you born?"
"In an ancient bishopric."
"What was your citizenship?"
"Prussian."
"Who was your father?"
"A wealthy lawyer."
"What was your faith?"
"I converted to Christianity."
"Not very good. Married? Who was your wife?"
"The daughter of an aristocratic Prussian officer and the sister of a
Royal Prussian Minister of the Interior who persecuted the
Socialists."
"Awful. And where did you live mostly?"
"In London."
"Hm, the colonialist capital of capitalism. Who was your best friend?"
"A manufacturer from the Ruhr Valley."
"Did you like workers?"
"Not in the least. Kept them at arm's length. Despised them."
"What did you think about Jews?"
"I called them a money-crazy race and hoped that they would vanish
from the Earth."
"And what about the Slavs?"
"I despised the Russians."
"You must be a fascist! You even dare to ask for admission to the Red
Paradise - you must be crazy! By the way, what's your name?"
"Karl Marx."
Obama does not like it when you speak ill of his best friends and
mentors .
Except other than the last line of your old Russian parable, it has no
connection to President Obama you fucking moron.
69ingchipmucks@park
2012-05-24 22:58:00 UTC
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On Sun, 20 May 2012 10:56:53 -0500, BetterNewsBaltimore
Post by BetterNewsBaltimore
Post by ***@park
On Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:59:25 -0700, "curmudgeon"
Post by curmudgeon
In the old "German Democratic Republic" they tell the story about a
weary old man who tries to gain entrance into the Red Paradise.
A Communist Archangel holds him up at the gate and severely
"Where were you born?"
"In an ancient bishopric."
"What was your citizenship?"
"Prussian."
"Who was your father?"
"A wealthy lawyer."
"What was your faith?"
"I converted to Christianity."
"Not very good. Married? Who was your wife?"
"The daughter of an aristocratic Prussian officer and the sister of a
Royal Prussian Minister of the Interior who persecuted the
Socialists."
"Awful. And where did you live mostly?"
"In London."
"Hm, the colonialist capital of capitalism. Who was your best friend?"
"A manufacturer from the Ruhr Valley."
"Did you like workers?"
"Not in the least. Kept them at arm's length. Despised them."
"What did you think about Jews?"
"I called them a money-crazy race and hoped that they would vanish
from the Earth."
"And what about the Slavs?"
"I despised the Russians."
"You must be a fascist! You even dare to ask for admission to the Red
Paradise - you must be crazy! By the way, what's your name?"
"Karl Marx."
Obama does not like it when you speak ill of his best friends and
mentors .
Except other than the last line of your old Russian parable, it has no
connection to President Obama you fucking moron.
yes the last line denoting Karl Marx. One of Obama's best mentors .
someone he loves and quotes and studied and uses the insane ideas of .
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